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LAWS OF COMPUTING

By the time a program has been completely debugged it is obsolete.

Programs will expand to take up all available memory.

There is always one more bug.

Computers always crash the day before you do a backup.

When finally you buy more memory, you will not have enough disk space.

The price of a computer will be slashed the week after you purchase it.

Printers go faulty ten minutes prior to an important meeting.

A computer makes more mistakes in two seconds than twenty people working for twenty years.

Your password always expired yesterday.

All computers are obsolete.

STUART & LINDA MACFARLANE

Computer quips!

Compress: Reducing size of files you should throw away.

Computer conference: A collection of computer executives in a resort bragging to each other about how smart they are.

Diagnostic program: A program to tell you what you already know: your file is fried.

GUY KAWASAKI